T-SHITS

“GOT TEA” GOTTI TEE
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What if John Gotti handed you a psilocybin mushroom and asked you to brew some mushroom tea?
“HOOKED ON PHYSICS” EINSTEIN TEE
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Albert Einstein with a hit of acid on his tongue…why not??
“KEEP AMERICA GREAT” Red Trump Hat
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If you are red blooded, America-loving Patriot — you’ll love FAT ENZO’s “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” Red 5-Panel TRUMP HAT “Made in a SweatShop in the U.S.A.” Trump’s new slogan for 20/20 is “Keep America Great” — our hat is embroidered with high quality thread on the front, and an America Flag on the back with […]
“R.I.P.” PRINCE TEE
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The “I” is the symbol. Get it??
“WAKE UP, HENRY” KAREN HILL TEE
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Goodfellas (1990) directed by Martin Scorsese is THE best movie ever made, ever. Fucking ever! Everybody needs a Goodfellas tee, and every “Goodfella” needs a Karen sitting on their chest with a gun pointed at their face, once in a while.
“YOU LEARNED THE TWO GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE” GOODFELLAS TEE
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Been there. Done that. Did my time like a man. Got the FAT ENZO T-SHIT! Take it from Jimmy Conway, “Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut!” Henry probably should have taken Jimmy’s advice.
BASQUIAT POLISH EAGLE T-SHIrT
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FAT ENZO loves POLSKA!So, here’s our spin on the traditional Polish Eagle. Only difference is that we created this innovative graphic in the style of New York City artist, Jean-Michel Basquiat.
BB ALLIN TEE
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A mashup of BB King and GG Allin — BOOM! BB Allin. This is a must for any diehard punk fan. #LIVEFASTDIE
BOBBY KENNEDY TEE
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Robert F. Kennedy was the fucking man. And so was his brother Jack. The most powerful time the following quote was uttered, was at Bobby’s eulogy by brother Teddy – “Some men see things as they are and ask, why; I dream things that never were and ask, why not.” Powerful quotes deserve to be […]
BUKOWSKI “DON’T TRY” TEE
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The first of two, this Bukowski design depicts Charles’ in all his glory. The phrase below is etched into the great L.A. writer’s tombstone – “Don’t Try.” For what’s the positive way to say this double-negative, friends? “DO.” Black print on soft, white 100% cotton tee. “Made in a Sweatshop in the U.S.A.”