When we were kids, we were taught that Christoper Columbus was the man! Now, he’s considered to be a genocidal lunatic. My oh my, how things change… Thanks a million, Howard Zinn!
But, if you still support Cristoforo’s guinea swagger, rock this FAT ENZO T-SHIT on the next Columbus Day. Hurry while the holiday still exists!
Contact us for wholesale group orders! It’s really the perfect tee for your group to where while standing and waiving from a parade float proceeding down 5th Ave, NYC.
Beach cruisers are the best bikes in the world. When Bobby Pickles was living in NYC, he would ride his Schwinn to work even in the snow. Hey, you know what’s also awesome — Charlie Sheen! What if Charlie Sheen was riding a Schwinn (and rode it in a similar fashion as the Pee Wee’s […]
Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.
Robert F. Kennedy was the fucking man. And so was his brother Jack. The most powerful time the following quote was uttered, was at Bobby’s eulogy by brother Teddy – “Some men see things as they are and ask, why; I dream things that never were and ask, why not.” Powerful quotes deserve to be […]
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When we were kids, we were taught that Christoper Columbus was the man! Now, he’s considered to be a genocidal lunatic. My oh my, how things change… Thanks a million, Howard Zinn!
But, if you still support Cristoforo’s guinea swagger, rock this FAT ENZO T-SHIT on the next Columbus Day. Hurry while the holiday still exists!
Contact us for wholesale group orders! It’s really the perfect tee for your group to where while standing and waiving from a parade float proceeding down 5th Ave, NYC.
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