When we were kids, we were taught that Christoper Columbus was the man! Now, he’s considered to be a genocidal lunatic. My oh my, how things change… Thanks a million, Howard Zinn!
But, if you still support Cristoforo’s guinea swagger, rock this FAT ENZO T-SHIT on the next Columbus Day. Hurry while the holiday still exists!
Contact us for wholesale group orders! It’s really the perfect tee for your group to where while standing and waiving from a parade float proceeding down 5th Ave, NYC.
It’s a graphic of Kevin Bacon eating bacon…we think it’s pretty self explanatory. How many degrees of Kevin Bacon are you from wearing this soft 100% cotton T-SHIT?!
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
Do we really need a reason to make a HST tee? We are all self-proclaimed Gonzo Journalists! Out Of Our way, You Bastards!!!!! But on a serious tip, these are the words uttered by HST when he met Johnny Depp for the first time, while brandishing a cattle prod.
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When we were kids, we were taught that Christoper Columbus was the man! Now, he’s considered to be a genocidal lunatic. My oh my, how things change… Thanks a million, Howard Zinn!
But, if you still support Cristoforo’s guinea swagger, rock this FAT ENZO T-SHIT on the next Columbus Day. Hurry while the holiday still exists!
Contact us for wholesale group orders! It’s really the perfect tee for your group to where while standing and waiving from a parade float proceeding down 5th Ave, NYC.
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