Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer and voice artist. Starting as a west coast stand-up comedian in the mid-1970s, and, after rising to fame as Mork in Mork & Mindy (1978–82), Williams went on to establish a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting, i.e. Popeye (1980), The World […]
Robert De Niro is a quarter guinea, a quarter mick, a quarter kraut, and a sprinkle of frog, limey and cheesehead – but he was granted his Italian citizenship by the Prime Minister, on behalf of the Italian Republic despite a strong opposition of the American-Italian community. Needless to say, FAT ENZO hearts this Goodfella.
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Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
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