Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
Robert De Niro is a quarter guinea, a quarter mick, a quarter kraut, and a sprinkle of frog, limey and cheesehead – but he was granted his Italian citizenship by the Prime Minister, on behalf of the Italian Republic despite a strong opposition of the American-Italian community. Needless to say, FAT ENZO hearts this Goodfella.
The Honeymooners was an American sitcom, which was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Debuting as a half-hour series on October 1, 1955, the show stars Jackie Gleason, who plays Ralph Kramden – a bus driver for the fictional Gotham Bus Company based out of Brooklyn, NY. He is never seen driving a bus (except in publicity […]
Although FAT ENZO loves the POTUS, he still makes a great Mr. T… and a great anti-christ for that matter! Here’s our beloved obama, along with the three other anti-X’s: Nero, Hitler & Napoleon.
EXERCISE THE 2ND, PLEAD THE 5TH | WHITE TEE FOR PATRIOTS
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Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
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