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Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.
EXERCISE THE 2ND, PLEAD THE 5TH | WHITE TEE FOR PATRIOTS
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Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
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