Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
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Jacqueline Lee “Jackie” Kennedy Onassis (née Bouvier; July 28, 1929 – May 19, 1994) was the wife of the 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, and First Lady of the United States during his presidency from 1961 until his assassination in 1963. And, an “o-face” is a loose term for the face a person makes when they orgasm. Put the […]
EXERCISE THE 2ND, PLEAD THE 5TH | WHITE TEE FOR PATRIOTS
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Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
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