Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.
Jacqueline Lee “Jackie” Kennedy Onassis (née Bouvier; July 28, 1929 – May 19, 1994) was the wife of the 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, and First Lady of the United States during his presidency from 1961 until his assassination in 1963. And, an “o-face” is a loose term for the face a person makes when they orgasm. Put the […]
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
“GOT TEA” GOTTI TEE
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What if John Gotti handed you a psilocybin mushroom and asked you to brew some mushroom tea?
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