Do we really need a reason to make a HST tee? We are all self-proclaimed Gonzo Journalists! Out Of Our way, You Bastards!!!!! But on a serious tip, these are the words uttered by HST when he met Johnny Depp for the first time, while brandishing a cattle prod.
This little guy is a cartoon depiction of Thomas Anthony DeSimone (May 24, 1950 – disappeared January 14, 1979), also known as Tommy D, a Sicilian-American gangster and associate of the Lucchese crime family in New York City. DeSimone was a grandson and nephew of Los Angeles mob bosses, Rosario DeSimone and Frank DeSimone, respectively. He was married to Angelica “Cookie” Spione, but had many mistresses, including Theresa Ferrara. In Martin Scorsese’s […]
Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.