Michael John “Mike” Myers (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian-born actor, comedian, screenwriter, director, and film producer, known for his run on Saturday Night Live from 1989 to 1995, and for playing the title role in the Wayne’s World films (among others). Michael Myers is a character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter‘s Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his […]
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
Do we really need a reason to make a HST tee? We are all self-proclaimed Gonzo Journalists! Out Of Our way, You Bastards!!!!! But on a serious tip, these are the words uttered by HST when he met Johnny Depp for the first time, while brandishing a cattle prod.