Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.
Eat your heart out, Ralph Lauren Polo. INTRODUCING: NARCO CHOLO – a new satirical line of FAT ENZO T-SHITS, depicting a Narco trafficker (instead of a polo player) riding a drug mule (instead of a horse) and raising an AK-47 (instead of a polo stick). Narconoun a South American drug baron. cho·loˈCHōlō/noun a Latin American […]
Jacqueline Lee “Jackie” Kennedy Onassis (née Bouvier; July 28, 1929 – May 19, 1994) was the wife of the 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, and First Lady of the United States during his presidency from 1961 until his assassination in 1963. And, an “o-face” is a loose term for the face a person makes when they orgasm. Put the […]