SALT FACED – a level of intoxication one can only achieve by living a drunken, debaucherous beach lifestyle.
The inspiration behind the SALT FACED logo is none other than the illustrious Ben Coletti – whose ridiculous beach lifestyle is the stuff of legend amongst tourists and locals alike, in the Village of John’s Pass, Madeira Beach, FL. This logo was created from a photo taken of Mr. Coletti at a point of intoxication almost unsurpassable. In the middle of a sun-filled day with at least 100 Bud Light beers under his belt, he turned to the camera with the look of complete and total inebriation and a dumb enough wit to somehow keep it all together.
It is also important to note that, Alexander Benjamin Coletti, at no point whatsoever, had anything to do with the creation or conceptualization of this witty, awesome T-SHIT graphic. And, his face can easily be substituted for that of Earnest Hemingway, if FAT ENZO sees fit.
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BLACK ON LIGHT GRAY, BLACK ON NATURAL, BURGUNDY ON BANANA CREAM, COOL BLUE ON ICE BLUE, DARK CHOCOLATE ON CREAM, FOREST GREEN ON MINT, NAVY ON TAHITI BLUE, RASTA GREEN ON BANANA CREAM, ROYAL ON ORANGE, SCARLET ON GOLD
When we were kids, we were taught that Christoper Columbus was the man! Now, he’s considered to be a genocidal lunatic. My oh my, how things change… Thanks a million, Howard Zinn! But, if you still support Cristoforo’s guinea swagger, rock this FAT ENZO T-SHIT on the next Columbus Day. Hurry while the holiday still […]
Ted Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s. Bundy was regarded as handsome and charismatic by many of his young female victims, traits he exploited to win their trust. Shortly before his execution, after more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 homicides. He […]
Would you like to piss off a person who works in security? Get it? In…security. Wear this FAT ENZO T-SHIT to the next concert you attend. It’s fun to watch the bouncers’ expressions.
SALT FACED TEE
$20.00 – $22.00
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SALT FACED – a level of intoxication one can only achieve by living a drunken, debaucherous beach lifestyle.
The inspiration behind the SALT FACED logo is none other than the illustrious Ben Coletti – whose ridiculous beach lifestyle is the stuff of legend amongst tourists and locals alike, in the Village of John’s Pass, Madeira Beach, FL. This logo was created from a photo taken of Mr. Coletti at a point of intoxication almost unsurpassable. In the middle of a sun-filled day with at least 100 Bud Light beers under his belt, he turned to the camera with the look of complete and total inebriation and a dumb enough wit to somehow keep it all together.
It is also important to note that, Alexander Benjamin Coletti, at no point whatsoever, had anything to do with the creation or conceptualization of this witty, awesome T-SHIT graphic. And, his face can easily be substituted for that of Earnest Hemingway, if FAT ENZO sees fit.
Additional information
BLACK ON LIGHT GRAY, BLACK ON NATURAL, BURGUNDY ON BANANA CREAM, COOL BLUE ON ICE BLUE, DARK CHOCOLATE ON CREAM, FOREST GREEN ON MINT, NAVY ON TAHITI BLUE, RASTA GREEN ON BANANA CREAM, ROYAL ON ORANGE, SCARLET ON GOLD
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