SALT FACED – a level of intoxication one can only achieve by living a drunken, debaucherous beach lifestyle.
The inspiration behind the SALT FACED logo is none other than the illustrious Ben Coletti – whose ridiculous beach lifestyle is the stuff of legend amongst tourists and locals alike, in the Village of John’s Pass, Madeira Beach, FL. This logo was created from a photo taken of Mr. Coletti at a point of intoxication almost unsurpassable. In the middle of a sun-filled day with at least 100 Bud Light beers under his belt, he turned to the camera with the look of complete and total inebriation and a dumb enough wit to somehow keep it all together.
It is also important to note that, Alexander Benjamin Coletti, at no point whatsoever, had anything to do with the creation or conceptualization of this witty, awesome T-SHIT graphic. And, his face can easily be substituted for that of Earnest Hemingway, if FAT ENZO sees fit.
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BLACK ON LIGHT GRAY, BLACK ON NATURAL, BURGUNDY ON BANANA CREAM, COOL BLUE ON ICE BLUE, DARK CHOCOLATE ON CREAM, FOREST GREEN ON MINT, NAVY ON TAHITI BLUE, RASTA GREEN ON BANANA CREAM, ROYAL ON ORANGE, SCARLET ON GOLD
Do we really need a reason to make a HST tee? We are all self-proclaimed Gonzo Journalists! Out Of Our way, You Bastards!!!!! But on a serious tip, these are the words uttered by HST when he met Johnny Depp for the first time, while brandishing a cattle prod.
Ted Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s. Bundy was regarded as handsome and charismatic by many of his young female victims, traits he exploited to win their trust. Shortly before his execution, after more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 homicides. He […]
This little guy is a cartoon depiction of Thomas Anthony DeSimone (May 24, 1950 – disappeared January 14, 1979), also known as Tommy D, a Sicilian-American gangster and associate of the Lucchese crime family in New York City. DeSimone was a grandson and nephew of Los Angeles mob bosses, Rosario DeSimone and Frank DeSimone, respectively. He was married to Angelica “Cookie” Spione, but had many mistresses, including Theresa Ferrara. In Martin Scorsese’s […]
SALT FACED TEE
$20.00 – $22.00
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SALT FACED – a level of intoxication one can only achieve by living a drunken, debaucherous beach lifestyle.
The inspiration behind the SALT FACED logo is none other than the illustrious Ben Coletti – whose ridiculous beach lifestyle is the stuff of legend amongst tourists and locals alike, in the Village of John’s Pass, Madeira Beach, FL. This logo was created from a photo taken of Mr. Coletti at a point of intoxication almost unsurpassable. In the middle of a sun-filled day with at least 100 Bud Light beers under his belt, he turned to the camera with the look of complete and total inebriation and a dumb enough wit to somehow keep it all together.
It is also important to note that, Alexander Benjamin Coletti, at no point whatsoever, had anything to do with the creation or conceptualization of this witty, awesome T-SHIT graphic. And, his face can easily be substituted for that of Earnest Hemingway, if FAT ENZO sees fit.
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BLACK ON LIGHT GRAY, BLACK ON NATURAL, BURGUNDY ON BANANA CREAM, COOL BLUE ON ICE BLUE, DARK CHOCOLATE ON CREAM, FOREST GREEN ON MINT, NAVY ON TAHITI BLUE, RASTA GREEN ON BANANA CREAM, ROYAL ON ORANGE, SCARLET ON GOLD
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