Been there. Done that. Did my time like a man. Got the FAT ENZO T-SHIT! Take it from Jimmy Conway, “Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut!” Henry probably should have taken Jimmy’s advice.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – “Fuckn’ White People!” They’re the dumbest people on the globe and most of us here at FAT ENZO embody that statement; therefore, we can say it. Checkout FAT ENZO’s own Tone Lo-Ki modeling this gem on the boardwalk in John’s Pass, Floridumb. As you can […]
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
The Pentagram is a symbol of a star encased in a circle, always with 5 points (one pointing upward). The upward point of the star is representative of the spirit. The other four points all represent an element; earth, air, fire, and water – which comprise us all. To wear a pentagram T-SHIT, is to […]