Calling ALL you Patriotic Americans, this one’s for you! We know what’s missing from your wardrobe: 60% Cotton/40% Poly Super Soft, White FAT ENZO T-SHIrT, depicting the Speak-No-Evil monkey, dressed as Uncle Same, and rockin’ an AR-15! Stand Thy Ground! And, NEVER Incriminate Thyself.
FAT ENZO didn’t attend college, because he’s a dog. But, he’s still our mascot despite being such a stupid bastard. Now, Yale University has a bulldog as their mascot. We’re not quite sure of Fatty’s breed, but if we were an institute of higher learning, FAT ENZO would be an unscholarly drunkard, carelessly doing keg stands […]
Michael John “Mike” Myers (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian-born actor, comedian, screenwriter, director, and film producer, known for his run on Saturday Night Live from 1989 to 1995, and for playing the title role in the Wayne’s World films (among others). Michael Myers is a character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter‘s Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his […]
Forget those ugly sweaters! Roll up to your next Christmas Party sporting this FAT ENZO classic cotton/poly blend tee in Grinch-green, adorned with weed-leaf wreath graphics on front left-chest and full-back. “HIPPIE HOLIDAZE” FROM FAT ENZO! A Xmas Poem, By PICKLES AND PIZZA ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shopNo ideas were […]
The Honeymooners was an American sitcom, which was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Debuting as a half-hour series on October 1, 1955, the show stars Jackie Gleason, who plays Ralph Kramden – a bus driver for the fictional Gotham Bus Company based out of Brooklyn, NY. He is never seen driving a bus (except in publicity […]
He was one of the greatest American writers of all time. Also, an avid gun enthusiast, Hunter S. Thompson allegedly took himself out with a gunshot to the head—at Owl Farm, his “fortified compound” in Woody Creek, Colorado, at 5:42 p.m. on February 20, 2005. Rolling Stone published what Doug Brinkley described as a suicide note written by Thompson to his wife, […]
Do we really need a reason to make a HST tee? We are all self-proclaimed Gonzo Journalists! Out Of Our way, You Bastards!!!!! But on a serious tip, these are the words uttered by HST when he met Johnny Depp for the first time, while brandishing a cattle prod.
Jacqueline Lee “Jackie” Kennedy Onassis (née Bouvier; July 28, 1929 – May 19, 1994) was the wife of the 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, and First Lady of the United States during his presidency from 1961 until his assassination in 1963. And, an “o-face” is a loose term for the face a person makes when they orgasm. Put the […]