Samuel Langhorn Clemens (AKA Mark Twain) was the first author to write in the “American language.” His lecture circuit performance was the predecessor to what is now know as standup comedy. What a fucking pimp.
Eat your heart out, Ralph Lauren Polo. INTRODUCING: NARCO CHOLO – a new satirical line of FAT ENZO T-SHITS, depicting a Narco trafficker (instead of a polo player) riding a drug mule (instead of a horse) and raising an AK-47 (instead of a polo stick). Narconoun a South American drug baron. cho·loˈCHōlō/noun a Latin American […]
Robert De Niro is a quarter guinea, a quarter mick, a quarter kraut, and a sprinkle of frog, limey and cheesehead – but he was granted his Italian citizenship by the Prime Minister, on behalf of the Italian Republic despite a strong opposition of the American-Italian community. Needless to say, FAT ENZO hearts this Goodfella.
Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer and voice artist. Starting as a west coast stand-up comedian in the mid-1970s, and, after rising to fame as Mork in Mork & Mindy (1978–82), Williams went on to establish a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting, i.e. Popeye (1980), The World […]
SALT FACED – a level of intoxication one can only achieve by living a drunken, debaucherous beach lifestyle. The inspiration behind the SALT FACED logo is none other than the illustrious Ben Coletti – whose ridiculous beach lifestyle is the stuff of legend amongst tourists and locals alike, in the Village of John’s Pass, Madeira Beach, FL. This […]