Description

What do you get when you mix a self-help psychologist, a self-hating preacher, and a convicted wife killer? The Petersons — the world’s most dysfunctional power trio. A FAT ENZO parody tee that imagines Jordan, Jesse Lee, and Scott taking their toxic harmony on the road.

“Clean your room, forgive your mama, or you’ll end up like our drummer!” — The Petersons Summer Tour.

🪙 PRODUCT DETAILS
4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA)
60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester, 32 singles
Color: Black
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib collar
Side seams for structure
Dog Pooping Logo + Size screen printed in the neckline
Front Print: FAT ENZO Dog Logo (white)
Back Print: The Petersons Band — Jordan, Jesse Lee & Scott rocking out in parody perfection

♻️ SUSTAINABLE STYLE
This product meets FAT ENZO’s Sustainable Style subcategory:
Made in a SweatShop in the U.S.A.