⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️

WEARING A FAT ENZO T-SHIrT MAY CAUSE INTENSE STARES, SPONTANEOUS CONVERSATIONS, CONFUSED LAUGHTER, OR SUDDEN ADMIRATION. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE BEING TOO REAL FOR POLITE COMPANY, EARNING NODS FROM THE BRUTALLY HONEST, AND THE OCCASIONAL HIGH-FIVE FROM A STRANGER. PROCEED WITH PERSONALITY.