Description

Straight outta New Haven — where ivy meets irony. The FALE University T-SHIrT is FAT ENZO’s parody nod to Yale pride, pizza culture, and the perpetual student who never left the party. Instead of a prim bulldog, our mascot’s a drunken Enzo — hanging upside down in full keg-stand glory, repping the XXFAT Athletics Dept. like it’s intramural mayhem. Perfect for pseudointellectuals, pizza snobs, and anyone smart enough to know college was just an excuse to drink and debate philosophy. Printed on soft Dark Heather Grey cotton blend, this one’s for the townies, the scholars, and the beautiful FALEures who make New Haven culture what it is.

🪙 PRODUCT DETAILS
4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA)
60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester, 32 singles
Fabric Color: Dark Heather Grey
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib collar
Side seams for structure
Dog Pooping Logo + Size screen printed in the neckline
Front Print: FAT ENZO Dog Logo (White)
Back Print: FALE University “Athletics Dept.” Graphic — featuring the FAT ENZO mascot doing a keg stand in place of the Yale bulldog, with bold collegiate type and “XXFAT” banner

♻️ SUSTAINABLE STYLE
This product meets FAT ENZO’s Sustainable Style subcategory:
Made in a SweatShop in the U.S.A.