🧠 CRYPTO COSMO T-SHIRT — “Please Be Patient, I Have Autism”

$32.49

The Crypto Cosmo T-Shirt by FAT ENZO is a funny, high-quality awareness tee inspired by real life and printed with love in the U.S.A. This soft cream-colored shirt blends autism awareness with crypto culture satire, making it the perfect conversation starter for anyone who obsesses over Bitcoin, alt-coins, or orange charts. Made from a 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/poly blend, it’s durable, comfortable, and sustainably produced. Shop this limited-edition meme shirt to show support, spark laughs, and rep American-made humor from FAT ENZO, the original dog-pooping print shop.

Description

Our cousin Mike was recently self-diagnosed with super late-onset adult Level 3 autism. In his honor, we designed the Crypto Cosmo T-Shirt — a satirical awareness piece dedicated to all the beautiful scums out there caught in obsessive spirals over things like oranges and cryptocurrencies.

Each shirt is screen printed with love at FAT ENZO HQ and features a bold back graphic of Mike himself — stoic, unbothered, and fully immersed in his own universe.


🪙 PRODUCT DETAILS
4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA)
60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester, 32 singles
Fabric Color: Cream (Get the money! Digital dollar-dollar bills, ya’ll!)
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib collar
Side seams for structure
Dog Pooping Logo + Size screen printed in the neckline
Front Print: FAT ENZO Dog Logo
Back Print: “Please Be Patient — I Have Autism” Crypto Cosmo Graphic

♻️ SUSTAINABLE STYLE
This product meets FAT ENZO’s Sustainable Style subcategory:
Made in a SweatShop in the U.S.A.

Additional information

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